quite possibly the weirdest, loud mouthed, open minded aquarius
you will ever meet. my mind works in mysterious ways, while passion and sarcasm flows through my veins.
open your closed mind
close your open mouth
taking everything with a grain of salt and constantly trying to remember that i'm "not broke, just bent."
flickr / facebook / twitter
stuff about me / rad music I enjoy
Pretty sure I’ve become attracted to my cousins ex-girlfriend. Who is a lesbian. I’ve been jinxed. Damnit.
Dancing with your friends is cool.
Doing the Bernie to “Gangnam Style” is cool.
Dancing with the only attractive guy in the bar is cool.
Talking to him about his tattoos is cool.
Getting his number is cool.
Almost drop-kicking a lurking slut is cool.
Being told that you’re the “baddest bitch” in the bar is cool.
Going home after a good night with a smile on your face is cool.
Deja Vu is treating me nicely. Weird.
TRUE LIFE: I’M ADDICTED TO LOOKIN’ BACK AT IT.
TRUE LIFE: I’M ADDICTED TO GIVING BLOWJOBS.
Discovering the new The Story So Far and Citizen songs tonight has completely ruined my mind and now I can’t sleep. Bravo guys, really.
IF THERE’S AN ARGUMENT AND YOU STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER, BUT THEN TRY TO WORK OUT THE ISSUE, ONE PERSON IN THE SITUATION IS NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT AND BE THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING. IT IS A TWO PERSON ORDEAL AND BOTH PEOPLE NEED TO SPEAK TO EACH OTHER TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS. MY LORD.
WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT.
Ok but why are u saying that everyone in America should speak English yet u support every type of equality for all humans…..
Telling me to “ride you like a fucking horse” while “sexting” will not turn me on. It will make me laugh at you. I’m sorry. Kinda. Do you have a horse fetish???!?