quite possibly the weirdest, loud mouthed, open minded aquarius
you will ever meet. my mind works in mysterious ways, while passion and sarcasm flows through my veins.
open your closed mind
close your open mouth
taking everything with a grain of salt and constantly trying to remember that i'm "not broke, just bent."
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stuff about me / rad music I enjoy
TRUE LIFE: I’M ADDICTED TO LOOKIN’ BACK AT IT.
TRUE LIFE: I’M ADDICTED TO GIVING BLOWJOBS.
Discovering the new The Story So Far and Citizen songs tonight has completely ruined my mind and now I can’t sleep. Bravo guys, really.
IF THERE’S AN ARGUMENT AND YOU STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER, BUT THEN TRY TO WORK OUT THE ISSUE, ONE PERSON IN THE SITUATION IS NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT AND BE THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING. IT IS A TWO PERSON ORDEAL AND BOTH PEOPLE NEED TO SPEAK TO EACH OTHER TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS. MY LORD.
WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT.
Ok but why are u saying that everyone in America should speak English yet u support every type of equality for all humans…..
Telling me to “ride you like a fucking horse” while “sexting” will not turn me on. It will make me laugh at you. I’m sorry. Kinda. Do you have a horse fetish???!?
I’m sitting in my room.
And watching KOTH.
Is this what my life has come to?
I guess it’s better than sleeping…
Being “tit-fucked” is kinda cool.
I just want to know that being happy is possible. And that this sinking feeling will eventually end.
When you’re so used to just rushing into a relationship, the saying “it’ll be worth the wait” becomes the most annoying thing to ever grace your ears.
My go-to pickup line will always be “Hey, wanna get a pizza and fuck?” And if you reply with “No”, I will most likely punch you in the neck.